Rifle Sanitario

Montag, Januar 15, 2007

Sección - El rifle sanitario apunta a...

Inauguramos nuestra primera sección fija, ingeniosamente llamada El rifle sanitario apunta a... , donde se ejecutaran los juicios sumarios y las ejecuciones de los subhumanos que traicionan la belleza e intensidad del mundo con su existencia.

Jorge Drexler

Homúnculo despreciable, símbolo de todo lo que lo que el rifle sanitario aborrece. Se lo conoce principalmente por el jingle anémico de una propaganda de caldos y por hacer un berrinche en la entrega 2005 de los oscar para cantar la cancioncita de mierda con la que adornaba esa porquería de "Diarios de motocicleta" en una performance a capella que manifestaba toda la energía y la sexualidad de un paramecio moribundo.

Nik

Otro irritante síntoma de la vulgaridad endémica al Río de la Plata, Nik es el autor del insufrible Gaturro, un pastiche amorfo de lugares comunes que sirve de excusa para el robo sistemático a todos los historietistas argentinos de algún renombre y al menos a unos cuantos extranjeros (siendo Garfield uno de los blancos favoritos del muy felón). A esto se le suma también el uso de su espacio en la contratapa de La Nación para hacerle publicidad barata al sorete hollywoodense de turno. Las evidencias abundan en la red. Podría hacer un gran listado, pero prefiero poner a prueba a mis lectores: Usted, siga este link. Si le encuentra alguna gracia no regrese a este blog. Nunca.

14 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Sos todo. Todo. Todo. Todo. Todo. Todo. Todo. Todo. Todo. Todo.

Te admiro enfermizamente. Cuando seas mi ídolo, no te lo voy a decir.

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonym said...

Coincido totalmente con las nominaciones a rifle sanitario. En cuanto a música, creo que mi lista sería tan larga que no vale la pena reproducirla aquí. Pero Serrat la encabeza, seguido de el otro gallego patético.... Sabina... ese, y el repugnante Vicentico.

Nik es un delincuente, no sólo sus tiras carecen de gracia, sino que encima las repite constantemente. Afortunadamente aflojó con eso del brutish inglish, porque cada vez que salía me daban ganas de inmolarme con explosivos en su casa, por el bien de la humanidad.

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Blogger furia said...

Por el Sur no han tenido la desdicha de escuchar el colmo de lo peor de lo peor? se llama Ricardo Arjona. dice que trova. dice que es amigo de Serrat. y debe ser el primero de la lista. me encabrono en que sea el primero de la lista

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Anonymous Anonym said...

"la energía y la sexualidad de un paramecio moribundo".... Brillante!!

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Blogger El Arzobispo said...

Aprestad vuestra alma, que suenan los cuernos que llaman a la batalla... Pica y lanza a estos felones! Enviémoslos de vuelta al averno con los idólatras y heresiarcas!

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